Stella’s Birthday, 1720
All travellers at first inclineWhere’er they see the fairest sign;And if they find the chambers neat,And like the liquor and the meat,Will call again and recommendThe Angel Inn to every friendWhat though the painting grows decayed,The house will never lose its trade:Nay, though the treach’rous tapster ThomasHangs a new angel two doors from us,As fine as daubers’ hands can make it,In hopes that strangers may mistake it,We think it both a shame and sin,To quit the true old Angel Inn.
Now, this is Stella’s case in fact,An angel’s face, a little cracked(Could poets, or could painters fixHow angels look at, thirty-six):This drew us in at first, to findIn such a form an angel’s mind;And every virtue now suppliesThe fainting rays of Stella’s eyes.See, at her levee, crowding swains,Whom Stella freely entertains,With breeding, humour, wit, and sense;And puts them but to small expense;Their mind so plentifully fills,And makes such reasonable bills,So little gets for what she gives,We really wonder how she lives!And had her stock been less, no doubt,She must have long ago run out.
Then who can think we’ll quit the place,When Doll hangs out a newer face;Or stop and light at Cloe’s Head,With scraps and leavings to be fed.
Then Cloe, still go on to prateOf thirty-six, and thirty-eight;Pursue your trade of scandal picking,Your hints that Stella is no chicken.Your innuendoes when you tell us,That Stella loves to talk with fellows;And let me warn you to believeA truth, for which your soul should grieve:That should you live to see the dayWhen Stella’s locks, must all be grey,When age must print a furrowed traceOn every feature of her face;Though you and all your senseless tribe,Could art, or time, or nature bribeTo make you look like beauty’s queen,And hold for ever at fifteen;No bloom of youth can ever blindThe cracks and wrinkles of your mind;All men of sense will pass your door,And crowd to Stella’s at fourscore.