The Haunted Homes of England
THE Haunted Homes of England,How eerily they stand,While through them flit their ghosts—to wit,The Monk with the Red Hand,The Eyeless Girl—an awful spook—To stop the boldest breath,The boy that inked his copybook,And so got ‘wopped’ to death!
Call them not shams—from haunted GlamisTo haunted Woodhouselea,I mark in hosts the grisly ghostsI hear the fell Banshie!I know the spectral dog that howlsBefore the death of Squires;In my ‘Ghosts’-guide’ addresses hideFor Podmore and for Myers!
I see the Vampire climb the stairsFrom vaults below the church;And hark! the Pirate’s spectre swears!O Psychical Research,Canst thou not hear what meets my ear,The viewless wheels that come?The wild Banshie that wails to thee?The Drummer with his drum?
O Haunted Homes of England,Though tenantless ye stand,With none content to pay the rent,Through all the shadowy land,Now, Science true will find in youA sympathetic perch,And take you all, both Grange and Hall,For Psychical Research!